Friday, 27 January 2012

Entry #3 - Making my own way.

So, sadly I have to start this day doing petty errands for a 'friend' at work in which I have to fix her crappy T.V (she might as well take it to the junk yard). Though I need the money right now, this criminal lifestyle really isn't bringing in much. 

My 'lover' comes around and of course instead of even saying hello to me, he seems more interested in my empty nursery then me. I guess he's a bit childlike in that sense which seems to be he most obvious flaw. 

We finally get down to business and he gives me those puppy dog eyes, but I keep thinking that he's using me just for sex. I should really stop being so paranoid. 

I finally quit work, the cons were on a way longer list than the pros for this job and the stress was far too much to bear. Though I eventually put one middle finger up to the man!

I try and think of what do with myself and start reading about Sherlock Holmes. The idea hits me like a strike of lightning! I'll become a private detective...and when people give me cases maybe it will bring me one step closer to finding my parents!

Unluckily my first case is that fucking twat Xander, who found thought he could insult me and get away with it. Though he got his comeuppance and he's come snivelling to me to help solve his case. Apparently he some how got himself involved with a fifteen year old and wants me to clear his name, before he becomes a sex criminal. I almost admire this girl for her devious ways, but money is money and I certainly need it. 

  I decide to help clear his name I would hack onto the governments database, but first I would need some info from the judges house. The mail is clean so I turn to dirtier methods...

I finally found a username and password,but then the worst happens...

I see a police officer out the corner of my eye...obviously the judge's family was having a little get together!

So I dash out their as quickly as possible, after a while I hear no sirens or no overhead helicopters, so I guess I'm safe.

I hack onto the government data base like a pro, and in and instant Xander's name is cleared and he free to trample over young girls once more. 

So my 'lover' decides to invite me to a swim wear party...HE HASN'T GOT A POOL. I guess he just wanted to perv on me and the other girls in our bikini's. We drink we laugh and have a good time, but the most memorable thing is this happening: 

One of the Goth clan pass out from drinking too much and falls flat out on the living room floor. To me and Henry this is hilarious..I can see how we get on so much. 

Side note: On my random challenges was to have five kids..that isn't going so well. I guess we'll see next time. 

Saturday, 14 January 2012

Entry #2 - Sorting out my mess of a life.

You've probably noticed I had a bit of a wardrobe change, I feel compelled to change my look quite often.

So he introduces himself to me and I start my usual banter and it goes really well at first but then when the question of his relationship status crops up, it all goes pear-shaped. 

A sweat stain, how lovely. 

The total meat head! He just had to married and he shows no interest in breaking his vows, so as you can see I turn very sour at this point and decide to leave the situation. I just don't need any further drama in my life.  

I wish that octopus toy would come alive and gobble him up.

Gone! Just like that. I know it's a bit creepy already having a nursery before your pregnant, but I'm a rebel and can do what I want. How could that heartless man just walk into my home and steal my future babies pram like that? I don't know what he was thinking but I will get my revenge. I know I should of paid my bills, but I'm forgetfull and they should of given me more warning. Damn government and their status quo!

Sweet kitty, softy kitty, little ball of fur....

I want that kitty! Oh sorry for the outburst, but I've been sucking up to the boss at work which has put me in a really bad mood, the shopping channel is the only fun thing left in my life at the moment. I really need to get laid. 

Shame I couldn't get in their with him..

Really need to get a new shower, these repairs are going to add up. Though not everything in my life can be bought or replaced my life needs fixing too..I neede something to replace this hole in my life.

Let the neighbours stare, they're just jealous.

One aspect of my life I can fix is the financial upkeep, which is why I'm paying my bills this week. Also I could try a bit harder at worker, but for some reason I know as soon as I start progressing in my career I'm going to want to switch jobs.

This is me trying to put the extra effort into work.
Call the fashion police! Cowboy hat spotted. 
I don't know what it is about Leighton but he really gets my ticker racing, I also suspect like Xander he some how connected to my birth parents. Though he's a bit of a celeb now so I guess I have to try really hard to impress him.

I'm come for fine dining and get a cheese burger, it better be gourmet.

The perfect night: Great food, great atomosphere and great service, but there's still something parents. Even a date would be an ample substitute at this point. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

It's starts off good. 

Then he starts pissing me off.

He ends up crying like a little girl.

Like a ray of sunshine, he comes shining knight. We start talking and he brightens up my day. Though I find out he's hot headed similar to my qualities and we clash. We even get physical and not in the good way. Well I suppose that sets me and Xander up as enemies..there must someone else I can relate to in this town.

Punk rock + Lab geek! I like :D

My lips were trembling.

And BAM!...right out of nowhere I meet this punk rocker dude. We're similar in so many ways and we start hitting it off straight away, eventually the night ends in a kiss and I'm completely swept off my feet. Seems like this night wasn't a total disaster. 

Thursday, 12 January 2012

Entry #1 - The start of something new.

A new chapter in  my little novel, my new abode isn't perfect but it'll do.

Hello, my name is Juniper or so I beleive, seeing as I was adopted at the ages of two, I'm what you call a 'rubbish bin kid' since I was literally left in a bin by my birth parents shortly after I was born. 
I've learnt over the years to forgive them for abandoning me and have since left my home town Gotham village to move to Pleasant View to search for my birth parents, I don't know what will come of it but one day I just hope by being here I can answer the question I've been wanting an answer for all my life...Why? 

First venture out, doesn't it look pretty? 

Sorry for that outburst, I get a bit intense sometimes. I'll tell you a little about myself: From the conflict of the adoption I'm pretty mean-spirited in the way I can act sometimes due to me being dragged through the foster system (from time to time literally) but this has given me a rebellious streak in which I will always be proud of. Now, enough about me maybe I should start investigating...

Just scouting the local neighbourhood. 

If I'm gonna find out who my birth parents are I'm going to have to start getting friendly with the neigbhours, maybe even flirt a little to get into their good books.It's against my nature to be this friendly and its almost making me feel ill but by being on the local grape vine and having links in the criminal underground(I found the gig in the local newspaper, sounds very dodgy but I'll do anything to find out the truth).

..He seems like the type of guy who knows a thing or two.
A fight on my first day? Not much of a surprise knowing me.

The neighbhours seem nice enough but that girl terry...heather...oh I'm terrible with names, is starting to really struck a nerve and I just explode at her, I think I'm directing all my hate and anger over the past five years at her. Though luckily we make up and I don't get thrown out. 
Me and the bitch making up...isn't it sweet? 
Mirror, mirror on the wall....WHERE IS MY DAMN PARENTS?

Do you think I'm beautiful..? I do, I need to preen myself every time I pass by a mirror, sorry for my snobishness but its one of my terrible personality traits. I notice Xander is pretty into me and having a relationship in this town could be an advantage. 

A book...about hammers, how exciting!!

I come back to my cramped apartment and brood as I read a book about D.I.Y (I know, boring but if I'm going to live on my own I might as well learn a few skills). This day has been uneventful but I'm sure by the end of this week I'll finish at least one page in the novel which is my life. 

Maybe it was something I ate?

I always awaken with the same thoughts, the same memories. They're blurry but I can see my mother and my father, my mother has fair hair I can see it sparkle in the summer sun shine. All I can see is her smile and her warm arms touching me, I reach out to touch her but the image fades and I snap back to my harsh reality.

It does look a bit like potato head...

A baby, a beautiful...Ok, not that beautiful but its cute I suppose. Though still a baby! Its like an omen met me in the street on my way to work , I know my the truth behind my parents lay here...I can just feel it. 
The funny thing is...I didn't even have to use the hand scanner.

Finally out of that horrendous place I now have to call 'work' but who would of guessed own little flirt Xander is a criminal too. This "relationship" of ours could turn better out then expected!